simplydalektable:

nevillegonnagiveuup:

justanotherdayinlife:

animalcrackersinmyblog:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it was a “you two are not good looking people” joke. I just realized it’s a “that’s obviously a dude in drag, but I don’t care about who you love when it comes to love” joke.

My god am I a fucking idiot.

She fucking throws glitter. How much more obvious does it get.

THE FUCKING EPIPHANY.

Apparently, in the Norwegian version she actually says “Brave of you to come out of the closet.” 

OH MY GOD

lobotomyfail:


The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

lobotomyfail:

The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

subspacetsundere:

having feelings that you know are dumb

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being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb

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lizzlemcguizzle:

i take you to the candy shop

notsograndr:

callmehopeless-notromantic:

d0ugieslizard:

mjolnirss:

alfuhdawg:

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IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER

this kills me!

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They actually did it, too.

this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life

tomhiddlesbitch:

things that need a movie:

  • hawkeye
  • black widow
  • new hulk

Things that are getting a movie

  • angry birds

everets:

i love my generation because they make me look hotter in comparison

everets:

born to die :)

everets:

i wish it would stop raining so i could scoot around. scoot scoot